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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Dancers Arrested At Jefferson Memorial

U.S. Park Police arrested five people for "expressive dancing" in the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, D.C. What do you think?

  • "Maybe next they can stop people from crying in front of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. It's annoying."

    Lucy Reid Knife Changer
  • "That's ridiculous! Wait, was that at Jefferson Memorial the memorial or Jefferson Memorial the club?"

    George Colbert Unit Clerk
  • "As the videotape showed, it was a complete overreaction to a harmless, peaceful demonstration, and I, for one, have never laughed harder."

    Lee King Hand Mounter
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