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Dancers Arrested At Jefferson Memorial

U.S. Park Police arrested five people for "expressive dancing" in the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, D.C. What do you think?

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  • "That's ridiculous! Wait, was that at Jefferson Memorial the memorial or Jefferson Memorial the club?"

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