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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Dancers Arrested At Jefferson Memorial

U.S. Park Police arrested five people for "expressive dancing" in the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, D.C. What do you think?

  • "Maybe next they can stop people from crying in front of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. It's annoying."

    Lucy Reid Knife Changer
  • "That's ridiculous! Wait, was that at Jefferson Memorial the memorial or Jefferson Memorial the club?"

    George Colbert Unit Clerk
  • "As the videotape showed, it was a complete overreaction to a harmless, peaceful demonstration, and I, for one, have never laughed harder."

    Lee King Hand Mounter

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