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Danish Cartoons Offend European Muslims

A series of recent political cartoons, published initially in Denmark and reprinted by seven other European newspapers, has offended Muslims with its depictions of Muhammad, including one with a bomb for a turban. What do you think?
  • "I don't get it. Is it funny because all Arab people smell bad?"

    Wayne Montana Food Wholesaler
  • "I guess the blasphemous "Marmaduke" comic where the irascible Great Dane refuses to get off Jesus' couch taught the world nothing."

    Tammy Mulvenna Mail Sorter
  • "Boy, Europe is really ahead of us. I still have to go into the bathroom of an Arby's here in order to see something that's offensive to Muslims."

    Damon Locks Systems Analyst

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