Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman Separate

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Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman Separate

Danny DeVito, the 67-year-old actor and producer known for his roles on Taxi and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and actress Rhea Perlman, 64, who famously portrayed Carla Tortelli on Cheers, have separated after 30 years of marriage. What do you think?

  • “I bet it was that home-wrecker Angelina Jolie’s fault again.”

    Colleen Kenworthy
    Hypnotist
  • “No need to pinch yourselves—you heard right, ladies.”

    Marcus Ackland
    Olive Brine Tester
  • “He must have met someone scrappier.”

    Harvey Snow
    Bag Liner
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