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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman Separate

Danny DeVito, the 67-year-old actor and producer known for his roles on Taxi and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and actress Rhea Perlman, 64, who famously portrayed Carla Tortelli on Cheers, have separated after 30 years of marriage. What do you think?

  • “I bet it was that home-wrecker Angelina Jolie’s fault again.”

    Colleen Kenworthy Hypnotist
  • “No need to pinch yourselves—you heard right, ladies.”

    Marcus Ackland Olive Brine Tester
  • “He must have met someone scrappier.”

    Harvey Snow Bag Liner

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