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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Daschle Paid $220,000 By Health Care Industry

President Obama's pick for secretary of Health and Human Services, Tom Daschle, has received almost a quarter million dollars in speaking fees from various health care companies over the past two years. What do you think?

  • "Daschle got screwed. Health insurance providers can afford a lot more than that."

    Frank Watson Loan Collector
  • "It's still not as bad as the $400,000 that Interior Secretary Ken Salazar has received from the geyser and hot springs lobby."

    Leslie Adelman Unemployed
  • "I don't think that would conflict with the traditional health secretary’s role of failing to reform health care."

    Rory Kasel Travel Nurse

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