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Daughter Taken From Mom After Botox Admission

After telling Good Morning America she gave her 8-year-old Botox injections to make her more competitive in beauty pageants, California mother Kerry Campbell lost custody of her daughter to the state. What do you think?

  • "Well, if that poor little girl sees my daughter in foster care, maybe she can remind her it's heel, toe, step, then smile! We can still win this, Caroline!"

    Mara Oates
  • "Botox? Come on, who goes to a child beauty pageant to look at the faces?"

    Dean Johnson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Wow. So that girl gets to stay beautiful forever and gets away from her evil mother? It's like a fairy tale!"

    Stephen Phillips