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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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David Blaine Accidentally Shoots Self During Trick

Illusionist David Blaine reportedly suffered minor gum and throat injuries while attempting a trick that involved shooting a gun into his face and catching the bullet in a metal cup behind his teeth. What do you think?

  • “A metal cup! Of course!”

    Shaun Collins Pea Sheller
  • “You can only shoot yourself so many times in the mouth before something bad happens.”

    Serena Montoya Sugar Whitener
  • “We shouldn’t allow magicians to have guns. They’re powerful enough.”

    Cameron Browning Crouton Rationer

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