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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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‘Day Without A Woman’ Sees Thousands Leave Work

In alignment with International Women’s Day, women across the country are participating in the “Day Without A Woman” demonstration, leaving work Wednesday to highlight the injustices faced by women worldwide. What do you think?

  • “Are we sure there isn’t a more convenient way to stand in solidarity with oppressed people?”

    Reggie Fitch Cider Bottler
  • “If women are so unsatisfied with the status quo, all they had to do was say so and wait patiently for men to get around to fixing it.”

    Clarence Wolz Unemployed
  • “I’m going to use this as an excuse to finally spend some time with my newborn baby.”

    Caileen Dolan Systems Analyst

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