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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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‘Day Without A Woman’ Sees Thousands Leave Work

In alignment with International Women’s Day, women across the country are participating in the “Day Without A Woman” demonstration, leaving work Wednesday to highlight the injustices faced by women worldwide. What do you think?

  • “Are we sure there isn’t a more convenient way to stand in solidarity with oppressed people?”

    Reggie Fitch Cider Bottler
  • “If women are so unsatisfied with the status quo, all they had to do was say so and wait patiently for men to get around to fixing it.”

    Clarence Wolz Unemployed
  • “I’m going to use this as an excuse to finally spend some time with my newborn baby.”

    Caileen Dolan Systems Analyst

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