"I guess that explains why I was seven and a half hours late for work on Monday."Tyler Jones Fork Lift Operator
"Can they move Christmas to May next?"Andie McLintock Tax Preparer
"The early date finally let me live out my fantasy of calling my mom to remind her before she had a chance to call me. Ha ha! Fuck you, Mom."Horace Taylor X-Ray Technician
Daylight Saving Time went into effect this past weekend, three weeks earlier than usual. What do you think?