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Vol 43 Issue 48

Lone Gunman Envied By Married Gunman

LOS ANGELES—"Running around firing indiscriminately into a crowd—now that's someone who doesn't have to wake up and go furniture shopping tomorrow," said Henderson.
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D.C. Tops In AIDS

The District of Columbia has the highest AIDS rates in the country. What do you think?
  • "At least it'll expedite the time they have to live in abject poverty."

    Susan Olivera
    Systems Analyst
  • "A high rate is good isn't it? Or am I confusing AIDS with Annual Percentage Yields?"

    Walter Poloni
    Bookbinder
  • "As a homophobic political humorist, I'd say this qualifies as manna from heaven."

    Richard Turk
    Humorist
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