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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Dean: One Candidate Must Quit

Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said that, in order to maintain party unity, either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama would have to drop out of the presidential primary race. What do you think?
  • "Shouldn't be a problem. The Clintons have always bowed out gracefully."

    Alice Peralta Systems Analyst
  • "Nah, I bet they could also maintain unity if one of them died in a plane crash."

    Roy Messner Construction Worker
  • "I agree. Americans participating in the democratic process by getting to vote has become a needless waste of time."

    Kenny Stoyanoff Church Organist

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