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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Dean: One Candidate Must Quit

Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said that, in order to maintain party unity, either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama would have to drop out of the presidential primary race. What do you think?
  • "Shouldn't be a problem. The Clintons have always bowed out gracefully."

    Alice Peralta Systems Analyst
  • "Nah, I bet they could also maintain unity if one of them died in a plane crash."

    Roy Messner Construction Worker
  • "I agree. Americans participating in the democratic process by getting to vote has become a needless waste of time."

    Kenny Stoyanoff Church Organist

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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