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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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Deep Throat Revealed

Last week, former FBI agent Mark Felt revealed that he was Deep Throat, the anonymous source that helped break the Watergate scandal. What do you think?
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    Stephen Clowney Banker
  • "Although his motives remain unclear, I definitely believe that Mr. Throat ultimately acted in the best interests of his nation."

    Ruby Afram Special Ed Teacher
  • "He didn't also kill JFK, did he? I'd like to tie up as many loose ends as possible this week."

    Carlos Barrezueta Musician
  • "I had my money on former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein, largely because I am ignorant and he's been on TV."

    Frances Mejor Receptionist
  • "I'm just glad that longtime suspect Henry Kissinger has finally been vindicated. It's about time his good name was cleared of any lingering charges of right-doing."

    Tad Heuer Systems Analyst
  • "To Leonard Garment, who authored In Search Of Deep Throat and argued that former White House aide John Sears was the mystery informant, I'd like to say one thing: Ha ha ha!"

    Bryan Ketroser Cook

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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