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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Deep Throat Revealed

Last week, former FBI agent Mark Felt revealed that he was Deep Throat, the anonymous source that helped break the Watergate scandal. What do you think?
  • "From the looks of his photo, Mr. Felt took this secret 99.5 percent of the way to the grave."

    Stephen Clowney Banker
  • "Although his motives remain unclear, I definitely believe that Mr. Throat ultimately acted in the best interests of his nation."

    Ruby Afram Special Ed Teacher
  • "He didn't also kill JFK, did he? I'd like to tie up as many loose ends as possible this week."

    Carlos Barrezueta Musician
  • "I had my money on former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein, largely because I am ignorant and he's been on TV."

    Frances Mejor Receptionist
  • "I'm just glad that longtime suspect Henry Kissinger has finally been vindicated. It's about time his good name was cleared of any lingering charges of right-doing."

    Tad Heuer Systems Analyst
  • "To Leonard Garment, who authored In Search Of Deep Throat and argued that former White House aide John Sears was the mystery informant, I'd like to say one thing: Ha ha ha!"

    Bryan Ketroser Cook
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