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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Defense Labs Hack May Be Chinese

A cyberattack on computers in a U.S. nuclear weapons laboratory is suspected to have been of Chinese origin. What do you think?
  • "I guess they should probably start requiring a password at www.AmericanNuclearSecrets.com."

    Fritz Klasko Porter
  • "It's going to be tough to catch those responsible since there are 1,321,851,888 suspects."

    Samantha McGeorge Hypno-Therapist
  • "I'm confident that people who really appreciate nuclear weapons technology will wait for the official U.S. launch in July."

    Henry Lee Dog Walker

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