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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Defense Secretary Warns Of Cyber Terrorism

Warning that Internet worms and malware could devastate the U.S. power grid, transportation network, and financial system, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta urged the nation to invest heavily in cyber security to avoid an “electronic Pearl Harbor.” What do you think?

  • “Oh, boy. I’ll start being more vigilant when I’m fucking around on the Internet.”

    Tim Body Prism Inspector
  • “Have we been changing our passwords? You’re supposed to do that.”

    Dixie Dudman Furnace Mason
  • “This seems like a good way to spend all that government money that’s been lying around.”

    Roy Krepala Systems Analyst

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