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Del Toro To Direct Disney's 'Haunted Mansion'

Guillermo del Toro, director of Pan's Labyrinth and Hellboy, announced that his next project would be directing The Haunted Mansion, a film based on the Disney World ride. What do you think?

  • "This is a step up for him. The Hobbit isn't even a ride."

    Larry Bench Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I didn't realize the list of jobs Americans won't do extended all the way into big-budget film adaptations of theme park attractions."

    Karen Marko Unemployed
  • "I wonder if Disney would be interested in my horror screenplay about a shipload of children who float into a land of diverse ethnicities, but after a short time the children realize that under their colorful costumes all the people look exactly alike and sing the same song constantly?"

    Albert Raxton Writer

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