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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Democratic Candidate Shoots Bill In New Ad

In an apparent attempt to distance himself from the policies of President Obama, West Virginia Senate candidate Joe Manchin appears in his latest campaign ad shooting the cap-and-trade emissions bill with a rifle. What do you think?

  • "Just to be sure, maybe someone should ask Manchin if he actually knows how a bill becomes a law and what a metaphor is."

    Laura Brown Store Manager
  • "The ad would have been more effective if he hadn't missed the bill and then driven off in his Prius."

    Ivan Barry Patient Care Associate
  • "I love the idea of shooting things I don’t agree with. I’ll be right back."

    Rick Clowes Building Maintenance

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