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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Democratic Candidate Shoots Bill In New Ad

In an apparent attempt to distance himself from the policies of President Obama, West Virginia Senate candidate Joe Manchin appears in his latest campaign ad shooting the cap-and-trade emissions bill with a rifle. What do you think?

  • "Just to be sure, maybe someone should ask Manchin if he actually knows how a bill becomes a law and what a metaphor is."

    Laura Brown Store Manager
  • "The ad would have been more effective if he hadn't missed the bill and then driven off in his Prius."

    Ivan Barry Patient Care Associate
  • "I love the idea of shooting things I don’t agree with. I’ll be right back."

    Rick Clowes Building Maintenance

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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