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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Democrats Give Up On Assault Weapons Ban

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said that renewing a ban on assault weapons, a key provision of the gun control package sought by President Obama following the Newtown, CT shooting, would not be part of gun legislation in the Senate. What do you think?

  • “Well, the important thing is they almost tried.”

    Laurel Bankston Systems Analyst
  • “With so much bickering in Congress, it’s nice to see AK-47s get some bipartisan support.”

    Brad Roach Shoe Dyer
  • “If only the gunmen of 2012 had killed more people.”

    Robert Lutter Lens Mounter
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