Democrats Give Up On Assault Weapons Ban

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Democrats Give Up On Assault Weapons Ban

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said that renewing a ban on assault weapons, a key provision of the gun control package sought by President Obama following the Newtown, CT shooting, would not be part of gun legislation in the Senate. What do you think?

  • “Well, the important thing is they almost tried.”

    Laurel Bankston
    Systems Analyst
  • “With so much bickering in Congress, it’s nice to see AK-47s get some bipartisan support.”

    Brad Roach
    Shoe Dyer
  • “If only the gunmen of 2012 had killed more people.”

    Robert Lutter
    Lens Mounter
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