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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Democrats In Disarray

Having lost control of the Senate and lacking a clear leader and message, the Democratic Party appears to be in disarray. What do you think?
  • "As a Democrat, I have high hopes in 2004 for Rep. Tom Lanford, a charismatic young centrist from Ohio with a clear vision for the party. Okay, I just made him up."

    Marjorie Stamp Nurse
  • "In this time of war, the Democrats have unselfishly recognized that America simply cannot afford to have two strong, competing parties."

    Al Fanseca Systems Analyst
  • "All the Democrats I've talked to know exactly what they stand for: not being Republicans."

    Rick Snell Carpenter
  • "The Democrats need to find a guy who can shoot lightning out of his fingertips. I'd vote for that guy."

    Donald Paul Tour Guide
  • "One solution to the Democrats' woes is to try to attract more fat, gray-haired white men with lots of sinister connections."

    Rachel Cone Freelance Writer
  • "It's not as bad as it could be. The Democrats could be desperate enough to run Walter Mondale agai–oh, shit."

    Mike Ansel Lawyer

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