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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Democrats To Call For Same-Sex Marriage

For the first time ever, Democrats appear set to include marriage equality as an official plank in their platform when they meet this September in Charlotte, NC for their national convention. What do you think?

  • “This is really going to hurt their standing with people who would never vote for a Democrat.”

    Vernon McIntyre Airbrush Painter
  • “A spoiler alert would have been nice. I like to wait until the conventions to find out what each party’s platform is.”

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  • “You can’t stop progress! Until November, that is.”

    Jan Krantz Water Meter Installer
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