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Dems Force Closed Senate

Minority Leader Harry Reid called for a private Senate session Tuesday to demand an investigation into pre-war intelligence handling. What do you think?
  • "I for one am shocked that the Democrats would attempt to have an effect on national politics."

    Chuck Erskine
    Firefighter
  • "If they do that too many more times, C-Span is sunk."

    Shane Jewel
    Steam Fitter
  • "The Senate has far more important things to investigate than corruption in the highest levels of government."

    Rhonda Lennox
    Operations Manager
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