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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Dennis Rodman Calls Kim Jong-Un 'Awesome Guy'

During a goodwill trip to North Korea, former NBA star Dennis Rodman was seen palling around with the country’s leader Kim Jong-un, whom Rodman called a “friend for life,” while also praising Kim’s father and grandfather, Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung, as “great leaders.” What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to see Kim Jong-un making friends.”

    Audrey Mann Systems Analyst
  • “They sound really nice. Maybe we’re the problem.”

    Scott Alvarez Indigo Mixer
  • “I don’t care what Dennis Rodman says. I don’t like Kim Jong-un.”

    Dino De Mora Rock Splitter
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