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Dennis Rodman Calls Kim Jong-Un 'Awesome Guy'

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Dennis Rodman Calls Kim Jong-Un 'Awesome Guy'

During a goodwill trip to North Korea, former NBA star Dennis Rodman was seen palling around with the country’s leader Kim Jong-un, whom Rodman called a “friend for life,” while also praising Kim’s father and grandfather, Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung, as “great leaders.” What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to see Kim Jong-un making friends.”

    Audrey Mann
    Systems Analyst
  • “They sound really nice. Maybe we’re the problem.”

    Scott Alvarez
    Indigo Mixer
  • “I don’t care what Dennis Rodman says. I don’t like Kim Jong-un.”

    Dino De Mora
    Rock Splitter

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