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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea

Six months after he visited on a goodwill tour with the Harlem Globetrotters, former NBA star Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea to “just have a good time” with his “friend” Kim Jong-un, the isolated country’s 29-year-old leader. What do you think?

  • “Shouldn’t we be more focused on Syria? Assad could use a buddy, too.”

    Jeremy Yu Wire Bender
  • “I like their friendship. It reminds me of when a duck and a cat become pals.”

    Hank Jarvis Tapioca Processor
  • “Have fun, you two!”

    Ellen Lyon Embroiderer

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