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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea

Six months after he visited on a goodwill tour with the Harlem Globetrotters, former NBA star Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea to “just have a good time” with his “friend” Kim Jong-un, the isolated country’s 29-year-old leader. What do you think?

  • “Shouldn’t we be more focused on Syria? Assad could use a buddy, too.”

    Jeremy Yu Wire Bender
  • “I like their friendship. It reminds me of when a duck and a cat become pals.”

    Hank Jarvis Tapioca Processor
  • “Have fun, you two!”

    Ellen Lyon Embroiderer
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