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Cannon Overshoots Tim Kaine Across Wells Fargo Center

PHILADELPHIA—Noting that the vice presidential nominee had been launched nearly 100 feet into the air during his entrance into the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night, sources reported that the cannon at the back of the Wells Fargo Center had accidentally overshot Tim Kaine across the arena, sending him crashing to the stage several dozen feet beyond the erected safety net.

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.
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Depression & The Second Lady

Last week, former clinical-depression sufferer Tipper Gore held a conference at the White House to raise awareness of mental illness, from which she said 50 million Americans suffer. What do you think about Gore's effort to draw attention to mental health?
  • "I always wondered about the origin of the phrase, 'As batshit insane as a vice-president's wife.'"

    Bryce King Forklift Operator
  • "As Quiet Riot noted, metal health is an extremely serious issue, which, if not detected and treated early, will drive you mad."

    Javier Orza Cashier
  • "When I'm feeling down, there's one sure fire way to get me back on my feet: I start a nationwide right-wing morality crusade against some harmless teen music fad."

    Diane Weston Caterer
  • "What's the big deal? If Tipper becomes too depressed while in office, someone else can cook the state dinners."

    Erick Walker Systems Analyst
  • "Maybe if Tipper tried a little harder to make friends, she wouldn't be so depressed."

    Jill Poulian Librarian
  • "I applaud Tipper Gore for taking a brave stand on this issue. Just between you and me, though, I just knew the bitch was nuts."

    Alan Kretchmer Investment Banker

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