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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Detroit Files For Bankruptcy

Detroit became the largest municipality in U.S. history to seek bankruptcy protection yesterday, which will likely force the city to slash government employment, sell assets, and further pare back municipal services. What do you think?

  • “Eh. Hospitals, schools, firemen, police, trash collection, and road maintenance are overrated.”

    Beau King Systems Analyst
  • “Maybe some kind of harebrained urban farming scheme will help.”

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  • “Your move, Michael Moore.”

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