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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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DHS Cuts New York Defense

The City of New York is up in arms after its Homeland-Security budget was slashed nearly in half. What do you think?
  • "It's about time we shifted that money to protect cities like Omaha, where the world's largest ball of stamps sits completely unsecured."

    Mark Jameson Busboy
  • "I'm sick of New Yorkers bragging about all their fancy targets. Take one look at Mackinac Island's fudge-shop row and tell me that wouldn't give a terrorist a few ideas."

    Gina Baird Systems Analyst
  • "The news coincides perfectly with the release of my guidebook Protecting New York On $10 A Day."

    Ted Gillespie Admissions Agent

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