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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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DHS Warns Of Rise in Right-Wing Extremism

The Department of Homeland Security warned law enforcement officials that the recession, the disenfranchisement of returning veterans, and the election of a black president could lead to an increase in recruitment by white supremacist and violent antigovernment groups. What do you think?
  • "Is that so? Well, let’s see what these extremists can do after we’ve bombed their cities to rubble."

    Bob Sandor Electrician
  • “I think the reason has more to do with the earth's natural 10-year cycle of crazy than any other factor.”

    Jason Bargiel Salvage Expert
  • “You ask a lot of questions. Get off my property.”

    Marla Prynoski Tax Consultant

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