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Diamond Dave Axed Again

David Lee Roth was fired from his spot as a replacement morning-radio personality for Howard Stern after less than three months. What do you think?
  • "I'm sorry this didn't work out, but I'm looking forward to when Ronnie James Dio takes over for Paul Harvey."

    Paul Washington
    Dishwasher Repair Man
  • "I'm glad to see him go. I used to call in three times a morning with a request for 'Brown-Eyed Girl.' Never once did he play it. Not once."

    Gina Freedman
    Transcription Services
  • "Apparently Roth exaggerated his ability to guess a woman's bra size on sight."

    Alex Frye
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