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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Diamond Dave Back With Van Halen

According to an announcement from Warner Music Group, David Lee Roth will be rejoining Van Halen for a new album and a tour in 2011. What do you think?

  • "That's awesome, because I've refused to let myself rock out since they broke up in 1985."

    Karla Lovell Framer
  • "Dave's back in the band? I guess the economy really is shit."

    Will Swigert Systems Analyst
  • "I'll go to that tour, but only if someone promises me that none of the original fans will be taking their shirts off."

    Warren Haise Cable Dispatcher

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