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Diamond Dave Back With Van Halen

According to an announcement from Warner Music Group, David Lee Roth will be rejoining Van Halen for a new album and a tour in 2011. What do you think?

  • "That's awesome, because I've refused to let myself rock out since they broke up in 1985."

    Karla Lovell Framer
  • "Dave's back in the band? I guess the economy really is shit."

    Will Swigert Systems Analyst
  • "I'll go to that tour, but only if someone promises me that none of the original fans will be taking their shirts off."

    Warren Haise Cable Dispatcher

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