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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Dick Clark Dead

Former American Bandstand host and television producer Dick Clark died yesterday at 82. What do you think?

  • "My plan to be discovered in 1965, appear on American Bandstand, and become a musical sensation is getting tougher by the day."

    Lisa Berry Kettle Tender
  • “Finally! Our last obstacle to having a solitary and depressing New Year’s Eve is gone.”

    Michael Hicks Flame Degreaser
  • “Can I stop listening to rock ’n’ roll now?”

    Jonathan DePaiva High School Foods Teacher

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