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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Dick Clark Dead

Former American Bandstand host and television producer Dick Clark died yesterday at 82. What do you think?

  • "My plan to be discovered in 1965, appear on American Bandstand, and become a musical sensation is getting tougher by the day."

    Lisa Berry Kettle Tender
  • “Finally! Our last obstacle to having a solitary and depressing New Year’s Eve is gone.”

    Michael Hicks Flame Degreaser
  • “Can I stop listening to rock ’n’ roll now?”

    Jonathan DePaiva High School Foods Teacher

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