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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Dick Clark Dead

Former American Bandstand host and television producer Dick Clark died yesterday at 82. What do you think?

  • "My plan to be discovered in 1965, appear on American Bandstand, and become a musical sensation is getting tougher by the day."

    Lisa Berry Kettle Tender
  • “Finally! Our last obstacle to having a solitary and depressing New Year’s Eve is gone.”

    Michael Hicks Flame Degreaser
  • “Can I stop listening to rock ’n’ roll now?”

    Jonathan DePaiva High School Foods Teacher

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