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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Dick Clark Dead

Former American Bandstand host and television producer Dick Clark died yesterday at 82. What do you think?

  • "My plan to be discovered in 1965, appear on American Bandstand, and become a musical sensation is getting tougher by the day."

    Lisa Berry Kettle Tender
  • “Finally! Our last obstacle to having a solitary and depressing New Year’s Eve is gone.”

    Michael Hicks Flame Degreaser
  • “Can I stop listening to rock ’n’ roll now?”

    Jonathan DePaiva High School Foods Teacher
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