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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Diet Soda Linked To Depression

A new study has found a link between clinical depression and the frequent consumption of sweetened fruit drinks, soft drinks, and iced tea, with diet products in particular being associated with higher incidences of the mood disorder. What do you think?

  • “Listen, please just tell me what I have to drink to get my life back on track.”

    Wally Strom Unemployed
  • “This doesn’t make sense. How could fruit punch or iced tea make you sad when they have all those pictures of suns on the bottle?”

    Debby Balsam Roof Bolter
  • “Ooh, is there a drink associated with being tall?”

    Julio Moreno Velvet Steamer

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