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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Digital TV Conversion Delayed

Congress voted to move the conversion to digital television from Feb. 17 to June 12 because of a shortage of government funding for coupons that help defray the cost of converter boxes. What do you think?
  • "Thank God. This saves me weeks of recapping House episodes for my mother over the phone."

    Bob Flicksman Systems Analyst
  • "Great! I love watching those commercials with the old people explaining what digital cable is."

    Jackie Ferarra Application Developer
  • "As long as Congress approves another season of Lost."

    Dave Pittsley Activity Aide
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