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With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

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After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.
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Digital TV Conversion Delayed

Congress voted to move the conversion to digital television from Feb. 17 to June 12 because of a shortage of government funding for coupons that help defray the cost of converter boxes. What do you think?
  • "Thank God. This saves me weeks of recapping House episodes for my mother over the phone."

    Bob Flicksman Systems Analyst
  • "Great! I love watching those commercials with the old people explaining what digital cable is."

    Jackie Ferarra Application Developer
  • "As long as Congress approves another season of Lost."

    Dave Pittsley Activity Aide

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