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Digital TV Conversion Delayed

Congress voted to move the conversion to digital television from Feb. 17 to June 12 because of a shortage of government funding for coupons that help defray the cost of converter boxes. What do you think?
  • "Thank God. This saves me weeks of recapping House episodes for my mother over the phone."

    Bob Flicksman
    Systems Analyst
  • "Great! I love watching those commercials with the old people explaining what digital cable is."

    Jackie Ferarra
    Application Developer
  • "As long as Congress approves another season of Lost."

    Dave Pittsley
    Activity Aide
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