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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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DirecTV Launching Channel For Dogs

Satellite service provider DirecTV announced this week that beginning in August, the network will broadcast DogTV, a subscription-based channel with 24-hour programming for canines including short segments of green fields, doorbells, vacuum cleaners, and other stimuli. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know. My dog has a pretty short attention span.”

    Ted Kroopf Systems Analyst
  • “Do they have anything for turtles? Because mine always looks bored as hell.”

    Jessica Mitchell Lace Separator
  • “Now I know who that channel is for, but I doubt I’ll enjoy it any less.”

    Robert Hauser Gelatin Maker

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