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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Disgraced Congressman Weiner Weighing NYC Mayoral Run

Former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner of New York, who resigned from office in 2011 after accidentally sharing a photograph of a visible erection in his underwear on Twitter, has said he is considering running for New York City mayor this year. What do you think?

  • “Let he who hath not tweeted a picture of his erect penis cast the first stone.”

    Vic Orsatti Herbarium Curator
  • “He should show he has a sense of humor about the whole scandal by announcing his run while fully erect.”

    Sybil Lykins Accident Report Clerk
  • “I fail to see the humor in all of this. Oh, wait. Now I get it.”

    Elliot Colean Fire Eater

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