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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Disgraced Congressman Weiner Weighing NYC Mayoral Run

Former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner of New York, who resigned from office in 2011 after accidentally sharing a photograph of a visible erection in his underwear on Twitter, has said he is considering running for New York City mayor this year. What do you think?

  • “Let he who hath not tweeted a picture of his erect penis cast the first stone.”

    Vic Orsatti Herbarium Curator
  • “He should show he has a sense of humor about the whole scandal by announcing his run while fully erect.”

    Sybil Lykins Accident Report Clerk
  • “I fail to see the humor in all of this. Oh, wait. Now I get it.”

    Elliot Colean Fire Eater

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