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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Disgraced Congressman Weiner Weighing NYC Mayoral Run

Former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner of New York, who resigned from office in 2011 after accidentally sharing a photograph of a visible erection in his underwear on Twitter, has said he is considering running for New York City mayor this year. What do you think?

  • “Let he who hath not tweeted a picture of his erect penis cast the first stone.”

    Vic Orsatti Herbarium Curator
  • “He should show he has a sense of humor about the whole scandal by announcing his run while fully erect.”

    Sybil Lykins Accident Report Clerk
  • “I fail to see the humor in all of this. Oh, wait. Now I get it.”

    Elliot Colean Fire Eater
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