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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Disney Bans Junk Food Ads

The Walt Disney Co. announced it would no longer run advertisements during children’s programs for foods it considers unhealthy. What do you think?

  • “I don't like the idea of the corporation that's raising my kid telling me how to raise my kid.”

    Orianna Gordon Unemployed
  • “It’s in their best interest to keep Disney fans thin to save on repairing amusement park rides.”

    LeVonn Berryman Third Helper
  • “Now we just need to get Hannah Montana to stop smoking Pall Malls.”

    Ben Whitworth Motor Polarizer
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