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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Disney Bans Junk Food Ads

The Walt Disney Co. announced it would no longer run advertisements during children’s programs for foods it considers unhealthy. What do you think?

  • “I don't like the idea of the corporation that's raising my kid telling me how to raise my kid.”

    Orianna Gordon Unemployed
  • “It’s in their best interest to keep Disney fans thin to save on repairing amusement park rides.”

    LeVonn Berryman Third Helper
  • “Now we just need to get Hannah Montana to stop smoking Pall Malls.”

    Ben Whitworth Motor Polarizer

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