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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Disney Launching Own Streaming Services

The Walt Disney Company has announced it will launch its own streaming services in 2018 and 2019, ending its current partnership with Netflix. What do you think?

  • “I’m not sure my old roommate whose accounts I use can afford another streaming service.”

    Beth Jacobson Aura Measurer
  • “Netflix is fine, but Disney is much better positioned to leverage the unbridled possibility and magic of childhood into an original streaming content platform.”

    David Feitel Flag Furler
  • “Aw, but I don’t want to learn about a new thing.”

    Mike Hammond Unlicensed Courier

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