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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Disney Raises Theme Park Admission

The Walt Disney Company announced the cost of a one-day pass to Disneyland had risen from $76 to $80, the second price increase in a year. What do you think?

  • "At $80, they're sure to attract a better class of family."

    Claudia Harrington Genealogist
  • "Hopefully that’ll finally keep that Make-a-Wish riffraff to a minimum."

    Ben Jabour Systems Analyst
  • "Oh my God! I have $80 left in my checking account and I only have one more day to live. What are the odds?"

    Kurt Butler Unemployed

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