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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Disney Raises Theme Park Admission

The Walt Disney Company announced the cost of a one-day pass to Disneyland had risen from $76 to $80, the second price increase in a year. What do you think?

  • "At $80, they're sure to attract a better class of family."

    Claudia Harrington Genealogist
  • "Hopefully that’ll finally keep that Make-a-Wish riffraff to a minimum."

    Ben Jabour Systems Analyst
  • "Oh my God! I have $80 left in my checking account and I only have one more day to live. What are the odds?"

    Kurt Butler Unemployed

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