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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Disney Sells Princess Leia Merchandise After Twitter Protest

After a group of parents used the Twitter hashtag #WeWantLeia to protest the fact that the Disney Store currently has no Star Wars toys for girls, Disney has announced that it will roll out “several” new items featuring Princess Leia. What do you think?

  • “I hope they have plenty of items from when Leia was a sex slave in a metal bikini who couldn’t talk. That’s my daughter’s favorite!”

    Florence Fogel Audiologist
  • “I always thought IG-88 was the Star Wars toy for girls.”

    Alex Schloop Insulation Worker
  • “So there’s hope for my #WeWantNienNunb hashtag after all!”

    Rick Perrodin Unemployed

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