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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Disney To Debut New Mickey Mouse Cartoons

A new series of 19 animated shorts featuring 85-year-old Disney icon Mickey Mouse, which will be set in modern-day versions of New York, Paris, Beijing, and other locales, is slated to premiere on the Disney Channel in late June. What do you think?

  • “That’s uncanny. Just the other day I was thinking, ‘I wish that everything created prior to 10 years ago had a more modern sensibility.’”

    Tessa Mitchell Kick Press Operator
  • “About time. All I hear from my kids is, ‘We want Mickey Mouse! We want Little Lulu! We want Sluggo and Nancy!’”

    Paul Featherstone Dental Ceramist
  • “Oh, I can’t wait to see what Mickey’s been up to! I’m hoping a ton of mild adventures and a fair share of harmless hijinks.”

    Albert Lobb Prospecting Driller

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