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Disneyland Measles Outbreak Linked To Anti-Vaccine Movement

The California Department of Public Health has linked more than two dozen measles cases to visits to Disneyland in December, with most affecting young people who were not vaccinated, leading experts to believe the outbreak is linked to the growing anti-vaccination movement among parents. What do you think?

  • “That’s one of the fastest turnarounds I’ve seen from best parent in the world to worst parent in the world.”

    George Millen Chair Assembler
  • “To be fair to the parents, no one could have predicted that neglecting to immunize people against diseases would lead to more people getting diseases.”

    Zach Gray Auctioneer
  • “Great. I’ve been looking for a reason to not take my children to Disneyland.”

    Kathleen Byers Communications Manager

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