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Doctor Creates Feces Pills To Treat Illness

A Canadian doctor has treated 27 patients suffering from Clostridium difficile infections by giving them each between 24 and 30 handmade pills containing stool from one of their healthy relatives, curing each patient of their illness. What do you think?

  • “I don’t need the capsule. Just give me the feces.”

    Manuel White
    Technical Writer
  • “I could see eating 20, maybe 22 feces-filled pills. But 24? Gross.”

    Dana Masterson
    Systems Analyst
  • “Did Jerry put you up to this? Because he’s been trying to trick me into eating his shit for months.”

    Lyndell Thirlwell
    Drying Oven Tender

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