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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Doctor Creates Feces Pills To Treat Illness

A Canadian doctor has treated 27 patients suffering from Clostridium difficile infections by giving them each between 24 and 30 handmade pills containing stool from one of their healthy relatives, curing each patient of their illness. What do you think?

  • “I don’t need the capsule. Just give me the feces.”

    Manuel White Technical Writer
  • “I could see eating 20, maybe 22 feces-filled pills. But 24? Gross.”

    Dana Masterson Systems Analyst
  • “Did Jerry put you up to this? Because he’s been trying to trick me into eating his shit for months.”

    Lyndell Thirlwell Drying Oven Tender
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