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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Dodd Steps Down

In the wake of his failed bid for president and sliding poll numbers, Sen. Christopher Dodd (D-CT) announced Wednesday that he would not seek reelection in 2010. What do you think?
  • "I guess we won't have Chris Dodd to kick around anymore, or at least casually mention every once in a while."

    Paula Ashford Systems Analyst
  • "Are you serious? He's my favorite C-Span character."

    Tim Krauser Elastic Sewer
  • "There's something sexy about a senator who doesn't want my vote. Oh God, I want to elect him so bad!"

    Jerry Birkin Natural Gas Treating Unit Operator

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