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Does Iran Pose A Threat?

While Iran did free the British sailors it detained last month, the country is still threatening to restart its nuclear program. What do you think?
  • "So a country in the Mideast has been acting irrationally? I guess that's news."

    Kenneth Ridener Systems Analyst
  • "Like it or not, the time to stop this is right now, before we're forced to restore the Soviet Union and beat them at hockey again."

    Donald Stiles Tax Examiner
  • "Remember the good old days when Iran and Iraq were always at war with each other, and nobody else gave a shit who won or lost?"

    Brenda Stearns Archivist
  • "As the manager of the long-forgotten '80s sensation A Flock Of Seagulls, this can only be good for me."

    Alfredo Mireles Cook
  • "Show me where the U.N. charter states that sovereign nations have the right to behave like the U.S."

    Jeffrey Eubanks Truck Driver
  • "Should we take action against Iran? We just liberated them. Check your facts before asking stupid questions."

    Karla Finik Hairdresser

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