"This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore."Gary Burch
"I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up."Kim Casarez
"As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space."Dede Greenwald
"Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish."Joshua Green
"The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!"Bulah Albers
"I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say."Mark Golin
Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?