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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Dog Owners Have Healthier Babies

A study in the journal Pediatrics found that infants who lived in homes with dogs had fewer coughs, colds, and ear infections than infants from canine-free homes. What do you think?

  • “On the downside, you’ve got to be the person who has a dog and a baby and acts like a better person for having both.”

    Chris Condos English Teacher
  • “Meanwhile, babies who like iguanas are more likely to one day listen to the Cure.”

    Vin Rao Community Outreach Coordinator
  • “That makes me feel better about all the deer ticks.”

    Kay Devadanam Flight Kitchen Manager

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