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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Dog Owners Have Healthier Babies

A study in the journal Pediatrics found that infants who lived in homes with dogs had fewer coughs, colds, and ear infections than infants from canine-free homes. What do you think?

  • “On the downside, you’ve got to be the person who has a dog and a baby and acts like a better person for having both.”

    Chris Condos English Teacher
  • “Meanwhile, babies who like iguanas are more likely to one day listen to the Cure.”

    Vin Rao Community Outreach Coordinator
  • “That makes me feel better about all the deer ticks.”

    Kay Devadanam Flight Kitchen Manager
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