Dog Owners Have Healthier Hearts

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Dog Owners Have Healthier Hearts

The American Heart Association officially announced that people who owned pets, particularly dogs, appeared to have a reduced risk of heart disease and had better survival rates than those without pets. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, yeah. Just make a dog in pill form and give me a prescription.”

    Claude Wessel
    Pipeline Laborer
  • “Now I wish I hadn’t put Ranger down.”

    Zoe Umansky
    Hoop Coiler
  • “They’re very calming. I’m usually asleep within two minutes of seeing a dog.”

    Bruno Valton
    Wort Extracter
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