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Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par with 2-year-old children. What do you think?
  • "Not my 2-year-old. He's pretty dumb."

    David Munro Systems Analyst
  • "If that's true, then why was everyone at the park so shocked when my dog kept asking me, 'Why?'"

    Paulette Long Window Framer
  • "Not only was my pit bull as smart as a 2-year-old, he was also many times stronger than a 9-year-old, according to the county coroner's office."

    Michael Kimball Joint Filler

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