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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Donald Trump Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Among those nominated for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize, Donald Trump has made the list beside Pope Francis, the Afghan women’s cycling team, and others due to a nomination letter written by an unknown supporter who praised Trump’s “vigorous peace through strength ideology.” What do you think?

  • “It is true that he hasn’t killed anyone yet.”

    Jermaine Wilkins Systems Analyst
  • “Imagine how embarrassed he must be, nominated in the same category as a group of women.”

    Talia Bowman Ramen Assembler
  • “Yeah, but he’ll probably get robbed by some doctor who set up a nonprofit to feed hungry orphans or something.”

    Fred O’Donnell Unemployed
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