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Donald Trump Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Among those nominated for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize, Donald Trump has made the list beside Pope Francis, the Afghan women’s cycling team, and others due to a nomination letter written by an unknown supporter who praised Trump’s “vigorous peace through strength ideology.” What do you think?

  • “It is true that he hasn’t killed anyone yet.”

    Jermaine Wilkins Systems Analyst
  • “Imagine how embarrassed he must be, nominated in the same category as a group of women.”

    Talia Bowman Ramen Assembler
  • “Yeah, but he’ll probably get robbed by some doctor who set up a nonprofit to feed hungry orphans or something.”

    Fred O’Donnell Unemployed

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