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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Donna Summer Dead

Donna Summer, singer of such disco anthems as "Last Dance" and "Love To Love You Baby," died at the age of 63. What do you think?

  • “I'd prefer being alone with my thoughts. I will post a statement later. I'm triangulating for the sweet spot of heartfelt and most-retweetable.”

    Rebecca Chauvin Unemployed
  • "At least I got to see her perform live once. I just wished I hadn't booed the entire time now."

    Lee McCormick Hands Assembler
  • “Now it's all up to Robin Gibb to keep living.”

    Miles Nero Systems Analyst

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