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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Donna Summer Dead

Donna Summer, singer of such disco anthems as "Last Dance" and "Love To Love You Baby," died at the age of 63. What do you think?

  • “I'd prefer being alone with my thoughts. I will post a statement later. I'm triangulating for the sweet spot of heartfelt and most-retweetable.”

    Rebecca Chauvin Unemployed
  • "At least I got to see her perform live once. I just wished I hadn't booed the entire time now."

    Lee McCormick Hands Assembler
  • “Now it's all up to Robin Gibb to keep living.”

    Miles Nero Systems Analyst
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