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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Door Open for NJ Gay Marriage

The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that gay couples were entitled to the same rights as heterosexuals, leaving the door open for gay marriage. What do you think?
  • “This will go a long way toward expanding the variety of punch lines about New Jersey.”

    Elisa Siegel Inventory Control Specialist
  • “If we don’t move to stop this trend immediately, gay people will have as much legal clout as the clinically brain-dead.”

    Dan Peltier Systems Analyst
  • “So I guess the court left the back door open! Ha! I am so closeted! Wait, I meant to say 'funny,' not 'closeted.' Where’d that come from?"

    Nate Broder Street Cleaner
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