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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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'Downton Abbey' Returns To U.S. TV

The third season of the popular British period drama Downton Abbey made its U.S. premiere last night on PBS, prompting many fans to throw early-1900s-themed viewing parties. What do you think?

  • “My party went all-out: elaborate hats, British accents, and absolutely no TV.”

    Leo Nagle Galvanometer Assembler
  • “It’s great! I hear this is going to be the driest, subtlest season yet!”

    Mickey Bartus Systems Analyst
  • “I watch the show for Laura Linney’s intro, and that’s it.”

    Laurie Steele Cremator

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