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Drew Carey New Price Host

Comedian Drew Carey has been named as Bob Barker's successor as host of The Price Is Right. What do you think?
  • "But Bob Barker was just starting to get the hang of it."

    Carmen Stauffer Phone Salesperson
  • "Really? Did Ted Danson guess $10,000 higher than CBS offered?"

    Robert Marsalla Systems Analyst
  • "Well, I certainly can't think of anyone more or less qualified for the job."

    Pierce Atkinson Mortgage Broker

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